Recently our favorite Laker, Ervin Tragic Johnson revealed that Lebron James calls all the shots. He decides which players the Lakers add to their blooming roster of fresh talent. Yes, LeBron is the new king of Los Angeles. Carmelo Anthony’s estranged wife is a Hollyweird actress. Melo’s Hidden Hills real estate investment, and kush addiction just wasn’t enough. While eating Randy’s Donuts at Pilates classes in the Marina, we over heard a Laker VIP discussing the look on LeBron’s face when Magic suggested adding Carmelo Anthony. We heard James spit his Starbucks out onto Magic’s polka-dot pin stripe suit. He said, ” Knaw Magic i could’ve stayed in Cleveland for that.”
Our question is… what happened to the Banana boat Crew? Did they split? We hear that Anthony and Chris Paul are hanging out in LA practicing. They haven’t even called James, fearing rejection. Dwyane Wade feels spurned by Anthony’s diss to Miami. Should Lebron James consider Carmelo, or bus his ass to Zhejiang with Wade?
Lebron is 100% responsible for Anthony’s Laker rejection. Ask LA Times;
“Just like when I was playing, Dr. Buss and Jerry West would come to me when we were thinking about making moves,” Johnson said during a conference call Friday. “They’d say, ‘Hey, who do you think can help us that we can get?’ I’d always give out a couple names … then Jerry West would make his decision with Dr. Buss. It’s gonna be the same way here.”
